Paper Office

All visitors MUST report to receive papers. If not found, they will be marched here.

All you need to do is register your identification papers. The office is dominated by a single photo booth, and 3 Pentadrones sit behind the counter, commanding 4 Duodrones who take a picture using an old camera. The charge is 75 gold.

The identification papers first require signing a Certificate of Submission. It requires entering the draft in time of war, and officially pronounces you a loyal servant of the Veiled Lords, who will follow their commands unquestionably. It also, if the Heroes choose to read the fine print, they notice that it is also a suicide pact written in there, due tomorrow. If the Modrons are asked, they confirm that it is a joke, and pull out a paper, laughing.

They are actually multiple illusionist wizards wearing disguises. The actual paper is short, succinct, and basically a driver's license.